this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
503 points (96.7% liked)

The Onion

4731 readers
372 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Quotations for sure. They're literally just reporting.