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[-] eochaid@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You're literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.

You know what's better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.

You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

TIL I'm a porn star. I guess that's a promotion from slut?

I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

I think it's an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it's kind of out of nowhere for me.

[-] eochaid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.

But that also means it's a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn't something you do unless you're in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.

The authors of ass eating memes aren't taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like "man, I'd like to eat that random person's ass out of nowhere without any prompting". And what I'm saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person's ass is fucking nasty at that moment.

Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I'd love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that's not what they're doing.

[-] ashenblood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

This has been a highly informative discussion about eating ass, and I want to thank you for your contribution.

May I suggest that the depravity of eating a stranger's ass is a large part of what makes it such a widespread meme? A significant portion of the internet relates heavily to being a degenerate coomer, and thus memes which emphasize this aspect tend to be well-received.

As my late grandfather always said, "Eat ass till you pass"

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