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[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We do standups twice a week. At worst they run a half hour for my team of about 10 people. Usually we're done in 15-20 minutes. Please tell me it's just an absolutely made up joke that you have an hour and 15 minutes of stand up meetings every day. I would shoot myself.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I had a job that had > 1hr standups for our two man project because we met with QA, BA, and management and they wanted everything changed every day so we had to explain why we couldn't do anything with constantly changing requirements every morning.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How long did you last there? I would have quit before the first meeting was over.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 3 points 4 months ago

6 months lol, it was my first job in swen and other than that it was easy.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The really funny bit is that the Standup comes from Agile, which is a software development process class exactly about being able to cope with frequent changing requirements, and the Standup is definitelly not the point when new requirements are introduced.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Don't worry mate, it is a joke. But judging by the other comments it is closer to reality than a joke for some.