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Trump Seeks to Review Classified Evidence at His Own Secure Facility (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by InverseParallax@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 points 1 year ago

Mr. Kise also raised objections in his filing about the “voluminous” unclassified discovery evidence the government has provided since June. That includes more than one million pages of records, he wrote, including about 240,000 emails and 315,130 other documents.

The trove of discovery evidence also includes some 76 terabytes of raw surveillance camera data — or what Mr. Kise described as “more than eight years of CCTV footage.”

The guy who brags about using his immense resources to overpower those without, complains about being overwhelmed (via his lawyer). Love this play by prosecutors.