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Dad is full of surprises (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 81 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why does no one believe this happened? I've seen lots of stuff like this. In fact I once got a police escort to a Type O Negative concert in an almost similar fashion.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago

Yeah, it just seems like small town shenanigans to me.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Between the Papa's Pizza and the Type O Negative I feel like this thread was made for me personally...

I say this as a man in a Type O shirt with a bottle of Papa's Ranch in my fridge.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tell me more about your "Papa's Ranch" you like to keep in your fridge.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

It's semen.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Man, those cops must Love You To Death!