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Trump Seeks to Review Classified Evidence at His Own Secure Facility (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by InverseParallax@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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[–] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i can't read the article, so i'm assuming he built a SCIF at Maralago that could be flooded by the swimming pools at any moment

[–] cassetti@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds to me like their whole argument is "it's too difficult and expensive to bring trump to the specified secured facility. His lawyers are basically suggesting that since Trump was former president, him and his residence are "secure" because he's protected by secret service agents and surely that must be "secure enough" for these top secret classified documents

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's a separate facility near his residence, from my understanding.

[–] cassetti@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Has the location been specified? I haven't seen any news indicating that the location was specifically mentioned. But I'm sure it's just my sources leaving out that tidbit.

[–] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

i disagree but it will be interesting to watch it play out.