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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Read the article. It's a zoning issue.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry sir, this is a sandwich only zone. You and your parfait need to leave immediately.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

we're just loading the parfait i swear

[–] snooggums@midwest.social -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Something existing does not answer the question about WHY it exists.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I’m not sure if this particular article explained, but I live here. He signed an agreement that stated that “any food business allowed would be a ‘subway’ style food business”

That’s the issue

Edit: I’m a huge fan of this taco place, just stating what’s going on. I hate subway.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That isn't a law or zoning then, just some contract dispute.

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They are trying to exclude traditional fast food like McD's,Wendy's, etc.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Cuz fuck mcds you dense prick

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago

But not fuck Subway?

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