I made shit up 16 years ago too! Everyone did

12 yo middle school scarypasta

Tidy? Lol.

Biden is coherent.

He's talking about vitamins lol

His probably cost $200

It's a metaphor for your uterus under Christianity

Shampoo is for cleaning your scalp...not your hair.

Matte side isn't non stick?

Then Biden gets an hour on TV to himself.

I'm ok with this.

Literally an elephant with a bush behind it

Maybe youth weren't paying attention to the Dobbs decision where they ignored the 9th amendment entirely and half of the 14th.

Also op paid almost $8 for cheesy bread and almost a buck for each of their two sauces.

This is not "just a pizza"

Op go to Little Caesars, get a $5 pizza and stfu