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Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 4 months ago by dimeslime@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Does it count if I have "5" years of experience in Go and 5 in Nodejs?

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Added quotation marks around the first number to make it a string

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

5+5=55

Big brain thinking

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

::: spoiler But they were asking for js

And this was actually the point of the joke I made

comic strip, one character says that their favourite language is JavaScript, another looked behind the back of the first to see a drunk third character saying that "11" + 1 = "111" but "11" - 1 = 10

chat in Russian with English translation: You have an apple, you get one more. How many apples you have?One apple Because apple + one = one apple. Is your mother tongue Javascript or something, cyka