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Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)

submitted 6 months ago by _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I am on your side about this. I can't stand the people who need their car to be in perfect appearance and do asshole things to get it that way.

It's a fucking machine that you use to move goods and people from a to b. Not a statement, not a status symbol, not a penis enhancement. Scratches are just battle scars. My civic looks like shit and I don't care.