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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you're going to go through all of that for Cheetos Mac n cheese you're far better off just cooking actual food.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not true.
As with loaded ramen, it takes very little effort to make this kind of meal.

Yeah, it might seem complicated for a first-timer, but if you simply experiment a couple times, you'll hit on a personalised, tasty hot snack that you can pretty much make in your sleep.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Making a real meal doesn't take much effort also. Your talking about preparing boxed mac and cheese as if it's real cooking.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's meaningless without an example, and just dodges the point of what I'm saying.

A "real meal" could be almost anything. Last night for example I was in the mood for french fries. So I spiralised a large potato, soaked it in two cold water baths (IYKYK), pressed, drained, brushed with oil, then spent about three 10min intervals air-frying and carefully turning & separating, repeat. Finally seasoning them and enjoying them.

Guess how much more effort that took than doing the loaded mac & cheese?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It takes less effort and ingredients to make agio de olio for example.