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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

waiting for the inevitable "liberal owns conservative by dailying an ex military truck just to spite republicans"

I genuinely have more respect for people dailying industrial trucks, rather than pickups. I don't care how silly it is, i can respect it to some degree. (i may be biased)

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Unironically it would be fun to see. I don't like the mpg but reusing it is better than sending it to a junk yard I suppose

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the MPG would be horrid, but you can be sure they won't bitch about gas prices lmao.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

lol facts

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

i sure as hell wouldn't. I mean look at me, i'm living the dream, what do i have to complain about? Not living my life the way i please?

[–] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How is own the cons not a thing. I need politicians to own the cons

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 months ago

because they're fragile, or something idk im not a con.