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[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He tried and failed.

If he had successfully body slammed a killer whale and the whale returned the favor, would he have succeeded or failed?

[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

He would have succeeded; and that point would probably be reiterated a few times at his funeral.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, think about the views tho. Everyone would want to watch that. So many new subscribers!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

If they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that's all that really matters.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

He would have been yeeted into the stratosphere