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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You could also just let half of the noodle cook in the water a bit to get soft as you press the rest in and it'll curve until its all submerged, then you can add your Vienna sausages and ketchup to finish it off

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That results in uneven cooking. It’s not recommended.

[–] Spuddlesv2@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The alternative you offered is a shitload more work. Someone willing to break their spaghetti in half to fit their pot is really fricken unlikely to decide that spending an hour making fresh pasta is a better option than just ending up with “uneven” pasta.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like I said, you can also just buy it from the same grocery store where you buy dried pasta. It’s in the refrigerated section.

[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In my experience, that takes at most 30 seconds until they're all submerged. Are we talking about really tiny pots, very long spaghetti, or such a short cooking time that the difference is noticeable?

To be fair, I personally like to let spaghetti boil a long time, but I've also never heard of anyone around me having problems with uneven cooking