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CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years (www.theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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It's an older article, sir, but it checks out.

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[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

God damn, I ate the onion today. In my defence, I thought they had used black highlighters instead of black alcohol ink pens or something like that, like a procurement issue, before I clicked the link and realized I've been bamboozled.