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Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee) (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

your comment implies we already aren't doing that.

do not project your apathy toward your own privacy onto the rest of us.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 7 months ago

I change all the time.

I am apathetic towards a lot of things, but my privacy isn’t one.