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Samuel Alito: ‘I Tried To Take The Flag Down, But My Wife Hit Me. She Hits Me Every Night’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Drusas@kbin.run 10 points 7 months ago

I didn't know Alito's wife was a cop.