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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How about cardboard derivatives?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago

A SERIES Of TUBES!