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‘Money Isn't Everything,' Says Person Who Has It (reductress.com)
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In a completely unsurprising story out of Manhattan, NY, the words “money isn’t everything” were just spoken at brunch by someone who, conveniently, has lots of it.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a luxury to be able to afford to be poor.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Being homeless and poor was the most expensive time of my life.