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The master race condition (aussie.zone)

submitted 5 months ago by unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Stumbled upon this when looking for help on Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1cwag3q/are_race_conditions_racist/?chainedposts=t3_n8qi6n

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can't the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It's in the manual!

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Relevant meme

[–] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I sure hope this meme was edited or the op is satire. The dead internet has messed so many people up.

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

I'm pretty sure it is satire. However, it would be hilarious if it was real.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

At work we don't have the right to use master/slave (maître /esclave) anymore because of history (this is mostly linked to deploying systems). On the upside our git master is now the shorter 'main'.

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugh this kind of BS virtue signaling is so pointless

[–] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

It saves two keystrokes

[–] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

I ran into that when I worked at a university...