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I made this (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)

submitted 5 months ago by scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Forgive the hastily made meme. All too common with us engineers.

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[–] Auzy@beehaw.org 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ahh yes. I switched companies because some new sales guy I discovered was getting paid more than me after I was there 9 years.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I completely understand them. You just build the products. Running and building them doesn't bring in money - that costs money! You know what brings in money? Sales. That's why they deserve such huge amounts of money, because they're bringing in money!

/s if that isn't horribly obvious. They never seem to connect that without a product there's nothing to sell, do they?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My previous company ran by the first paragraph unironically

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 5 months ago

Why pay people to build a product when you can just sell vaporware!