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CEO Relieved AI Can Never Replace Him If He Already Contributes Nothing To Company (www.theonion.com)
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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 months ago

A simple electronic brain would do. Just program it to say "you don't see the big picture!" and "where's the shareholder value?"