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6 Signs The Exterminator You Hired Is On The Bugs’ Side (clickhole.com)

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If they drive up in this van, run!

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

And if they ask for water with sugar. Also if they look like wearing a human as a suit. Like an… Edgarsuit

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

According to the article this truck is sending mixed messages. The bug on the side is depicted being zapped, but the one on top is depicted as healthy and looming over us from a dominant position. I'd be cautious of this truck even if I hadn't seen the movie.