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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 3 weeks ago

man i miss these days.

These days not only would it open your CD drive, it would open your tax documents, your crypto wallet, your account cookies, probably even your banking information.

The modern internet fucking sucks dude.

[-] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 66 points 3 weeks ago

Put the rose tinted glasses to one side. We still had harmful viruses back in the day, difference is these days you are storing more private information "online" so the effect of compromise is larger.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 19 points 3 weeks ago

Back then, there were still lots of "wipers" that deleted files and/or destroyed the OS. Now it's all spyware and ransomware.

i'm mostly just sad that the funny side of malicious software is gone.

There's no more funny malware. It's all ransomware and stealers.

[-] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

There's no more funny malware.

That depends who gets infected.

You or me infected by malware? No thanks!

Egon Mark infected by malware? Absolute hilarity!

i mean yeah, but that's only situationally funny.

[-] ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I haven't had harmful application on my computer in over a decade. I feel like you really have to go out of your way to get one these days (not including spyware that you download intentionally, like Windows 11).

[-] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

The thing is, harmful apps are now difficult to detect compared to years ago. The hackers prefer to get the control of your device without ruining it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botnet

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

There's even extreme edgecases where a compromised machine being part of a botnet actually improves security because the malware shores up security to help itself remain persistent and not find itself removed/blocked by other malware or attackers

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Vandalism became theft and kidnapping

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago

Oh don't worry, malicious .exe files were all over the forums back then.

u aren't wrong.

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sub7 existed before 2000 if I'm not mistaken.

[-] redbr64@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I was just about to comment that this reminded me of the sub7 days. Not sure when it was released, but I definitely used it in 1998

Edit, memory was wrong, it was released in February 1999

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