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If AI can now speak Italian, it can certainly replace us... (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by lseif@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] impure9435@kbin.run 241 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The thing that I find the most funny about this post, is the fact that you call this Italian

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 210 points 3 months ago (3 children)

how am i supposed to know how italians speak. i've never seen one

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

From my experience, they speak mostly with their hands

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🫰🤙🫵👌✊🫳🫸🤲🤌

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Prego

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

Ditto

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They're not real, but they can hurt you.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ne sei sicuro?

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

That’s right! None of us knows how Italians can speak in the dark 🤌

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

like reverse vampires ?

[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's a me, Mario!

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Blud could've chosen Runic, Egyptian, Ancient Romanian used by Vlad the Impaler, Mesapotamian or even Harappan Indic. But Italian is it.

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Blud I'm gonna be fr no cap rn but wtf does blud mean I've been meaning to ask for months and I still don't get it

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a Jamaican slang for 'friend' or 'brother'.

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Thanks blud.

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

Needs more fam

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Typical 'muricans being unable to comprehend anything besides English.

/s i don't mean to be racist

yes i was a r/2we4u user, how'd you know?

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

https://youtu.be/l5uCkgxJrkc?si=ZoJm0E-UqdxICuop