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Stop comparing programming languages (programming.dev)
submitted 2 weeks ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Stop comparing programming languages

  • Python is versatile
  • JavaScript is powerful
  • Ruby is elegant
  • C is essential
  • C++
  • Java is robust
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[-] chraebsli@programming.dev 198 points 2 weeks ago
  • PHP is old
  • HTML is NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!!
  • CSS is
    ︎ ︎ ︎ not alig-

︎ ︎ ︎ ned

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

PHP is old

Same age as Ruby, Java and JavaScript, but younger than Python, C, and C++. 😛

[-] Guydht@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing they meant "old" as in "no one uses it anymore, it's dead"

[-] asyncrosaurus@programming.dev 56 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile PHP quietly runs 80% of the internet by being used for WordPress.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t tell my bosses that. Or the PHP community as a whole for that matter. Then I might have to get a real job.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry. If you exclude the millions of sites using it, it is virtually unused.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The year they both came out (1995) I was coding in Visual Basic 3. Ack.

[-] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Modern php is not bad actually. Still kinda slow and dangerous, but A LOT better than it used to be :')
That said, i wouldnt build a web service with php still lol

[-] chraebsli@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Actual definitions (my opinion):

  • HTML is website
  • CSS is style
  • JS is everywhere
  • SQL is data
  • Python is simple
  • PHP is backend
  • Markdown is README
  • YAML is config
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