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[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

10' 6" = 0.0006 leagues

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

10.5ft = 0.0292 football fields

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm American, I had to look this up 0.0292 football fields = 128 goldfish crackers

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry can I get that in cheese burgers.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why has no one demanded a banana for scale?

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas.