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It's not working.
Is this what giving birth feels like?
Help.
I'm looking up at the ceiling, my mouth open in a silent scream of rage and desperation. Cords stand out on my neck as every neuron in my brain wills that stubborn piece of poop to pass through my hole. My phone is in my hand, playing this video on loop. Yet, the fecal brick resists. It is not showing any signs of giving in. However, I am determined to clear myself out before the three-day period starts. I am not giving up.
I gave up. I forced it so hard it almost made me throw up. I'm going to bed.
Attempt 2 at taking my last shit.
UPDATE: I HAVE OFFICIALLY SHITTEN MY LAST SHIT!
I was here
The shitless period has begun.
Day 1 of not shitting started 4 hours ago, but it's time for the real journey to start. Goodbye my friends. Wish me luck.
Day 1 is over. I have not shitten.
Very bad situation can't focus on grammar and stuff but i almost shat only forced myself not to becoz cant disappoint lemmings anyways bye now that's the day two update
3 DAYS OVER I MADE IT LESGOO
You got this
Good luck bro
Congrats! Good luck not pooping.
so now starts the 3 days no-poop challenge?
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Keep us posted. We must know what happens over the next three days!