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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (15 children)

Bees attack more if you run, you’re supposed to make yourself look as large as possible to scare them away.

[–] MacNCheezus 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee, how much larger do you think I’d have to be?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m.

Math checks out.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget that the snout is the most sensitive part of the bee. If they confront you, an open palm to the snout is sure to drive them off

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And humans weigh more than 10 grams

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee

Mac already said that and I proved it, why are you bringing it up again?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In today's car-centric cities they have to drive.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

There's other modes of transportation.

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But how will this help me against a swarm of bees?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can you please get back on topic here?

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why are you always bringing up the past?

That was four hours ago.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 5 months ago
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