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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (15 children)

Bees attack more if you run, you’re supposed to make yourself look as large as possible to scare them away.

[–] MacNCheezus 32 points 5 months ago (14 children)

I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee, how much larger do you think I’d have to be?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (13 children)

A bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m.

Math checks out.

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But how will this help me against a swarm of bees?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can you please get back on topic here?

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why are you always bringing up the past?

That was four hours ago.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 5 months ago
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