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Anon plays Balatro
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Same. Thinking if a greentext is real or not beats the experience to it. If it isn't the most absurd thing, probably happened to somebody, maybe not anon. If it is an absurd thing, it could've happened to somebody. Ffs, my brother shit himself while driving last week, and there's probably a greentext about a guy with food intoxication that tried to go home and shat himself while driving.
Omg, I almost had the same thing happening to me a few weeks ago!