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Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

If you apply a steady "milking" motion to the penis over several minutes, you will eventually coax it into releasing some microplastics from the tip. Believe me, if feels good to get rid of those microplastics.

Practicing this regularly will keep your penis microplastic-free.

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Hi I'm an expert at removing microplastics. Fellas, if you're finding them in your penis - contact me.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Instructions unclear. Now I’ve got “Raw Milk”.