this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Blowjobs would be even more enjoyable and have less risk of harm

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't this mean every blowjob would have to be on a full stomach?

If they get hungry while going down, do the teeth inflate like a balloon or, click up like a switch blade?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does ur dick click up like a switchblade???

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Found the spitter...