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Church of Jesus Christ (lemmy.ca)

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Edit: this is about apolistic succession

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[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

There is no deeper level of hate, than christan love

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Which "Christians"?

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."

-Emo Phillips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78