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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is your financial advisor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 157 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ah yes. How to get by without a job:

Fraud (false warranty claims)
Theft (stealing coins from vending machine)
Gambling (crypto)
Literally just self-employment (starting a drop shipping business/flipping things on eBay)

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

"Lifehack: Literally just steal"

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