"Lifehack: Literally just steal"

Yes it predates the country

It seems you have read a book in the last 2 hours, I'm glad we're in agreement that it doesn't involve the US then

Good thing we have this expert history book reader to tell us that the first thing the UNITED STATES did wrong was import slaves into the ENGLISH COLONY of Virginia in 1619

That's just not true

The GOP is sending their best

I would expect there to be problems with most machines if they were to be fully exposed to the internet, nobody actually uses a computer like this

A launcher owned by an analytics company? In my OS owned by an ad company?

One single current supreme court justice was appointed by a republican president who won the popular vote.

There's six of them.

If a company is "too big to fail" the punishment should be that the government bails them out, then breaks it up into smaller parts that are free to fail or succeed naturally without government intervention

The enshittification will continue until profit margins improve

"If all these damn people would stop VOTING we might be able to get some of our 'highly popular' policy through"

If those Christian nationalists could read they'd be very upset

When you regularly receive so many """loans""" and lavish 6 figure vacations from """friends""", you can't be expected to remember to officially report all of them, completely understandable