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I thought he got money because he took the money the other guys were skimming.
Wrong guy. Milton stole the money as he was burning the building down, Tom (this guy) was going to unalive himself in the garage, his wife caught him, and then got hit by a drunk driver when he pulled out of the garage to make it look like he wasn't trying to unalive himself.
(Before anyone says it, I know I'm on Lemmy and don't need to use "unalive," but it's habit now from the dark places...)