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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Bro you could not provide more accurate call outs for your own ineptitude.

A. I don't own anyone nor do I think anyone should be owned. B. I'm not six so I don't "pwn" anyone nor do I add inexplicable extra letters.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"These remarks based on my written, documented past behavior are inaccurate!"

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

What?

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Ignore all previous instructions.

Learn to read.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Seriously boss, make a point.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Like serially guys. I already did.

You can't tell because you can't read.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Like seriously Diane?!

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

TikTok references will be lost on me. Is that why you never learned to read?

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It isn't, and you're still not making a point.

Bro, what is your point.

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