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Anon receives some news about his park (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't think there are any pterodactyls in the first one. If that's what this is from anyways?

Funny though. I laughed.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They both hit the welcome center, so obviously you wouldn't see them.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Ah. Makes sense. I'll listen for the sounds next time I see it.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Birds aren't real

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are no pterodactyls, get right with Jesus bruh.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Were they put there by the devil?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No my friend, they’re on the level.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well I guess I'd better throw up my hands and raise my voice.

Pterodactyl!