"spared no expense"
this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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"Urgent Message from Dr Grant"
Sir, a second scientist has questioned the ethics of cloning extinct animals for a theme park.
*finishes bowl of ice cream in silence*
"Sir, I know we can but should we?"
I don't think there are any pterodactyls in the first one. If that's what this is from anyways?
Funny though. I laughed.
They both hit the welcome center, so obviously you wouldn't see them.
Ah. Makes sense. I'll listen for the sounds next time I see it.
There are no pterodactyls, get right with Jesus bruh.
Were they put there by the devil?
No my friend, they’re on the level.
Well I guess I'd better throw up my hands and raise my voice.
Pterodactyl!
Birds aren't real
Pterodactyls shouldn't be at a dinosaur park anyway.