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You definitely need that sword. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I bought a warhammer, and then I thought to myself, "You know what's better than having a warhammer...?"

[–] Dud@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I got my buddy a so called tactical Warhammer for Christmas once. Upon unboxing he immediately when into his backyard and obliterated a cinder block. Never seen that guy look so happy.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I started off with melons and coconuts but have switched to filling up old yogurt tubs with water and freezing them and then smashing the ice blocks. Less cleanup.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

10/10 fine purchase.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

"You know what's better than having a warhammer...?"

Playing Warhammer?

Jkjk, that's a much more expensive hobby than collecting historical weapons