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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 96 points 6 days ago

A few years ago I started getting random texts in the middle of the night from some guy who thought I was a girl he'd met at a bar. I guess the guy was kind of a pest so she gave him a made up number that just happened to be my number. I tried politely explaining that I was:

a. not a girl

b. definitely not anyone he knows

and

c. trying to sleep because it's 2am

He seemed to think this was some sort of courtship game and kept messaging me until I finally just told him to fuck off

This scenario kept repeating itself every few weeks apparently whenever he would get drunk and/or horny in the middle of the night

It kept going until one night I finally told him I would meet him somewhere and just went back to sleep

I never heard from him again after that... Maybe he's still waiting there? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] rh4c6f@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago

He 100% jerked off to your texts.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 77 points 6 days ago

He can do whatever he wants to my texts as long as I don't have to hear about it lol

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