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Just for the fun of it, let's grant that Russia has some secret mind-scrambling ray that can pinpoint a single person in a crowded studio, undetected. That premise is ridiculous enough, but let's just run with it.
Where did they deploy it from? Was there a guy in the studio? Building nearby? Biden has security service protection that is going to be screening all those places, nobody would even be able to use a handheld mind ray.
Or does Russia have mind-melting space lasers now? From which satellite are those being beamed down?
lol it's just such an absurd scenario, this tech would have to be literal magic
It was deployed from the only place unsullied by capitalism: Space!
To play devil's advocate (mind altering lasers aren't real) It would have been prearranged which lecturn the presidents stood at. The Russians could have implanted their senile sonar waves in there. Assuming the profile of the device is small to be concealed.