White House Witch Hunt! Lets do it! Lets see what Jill Biden REALLY knows after a week in Guantánamo! I bet the intern that makes coffee is actually Old Man Putin in a rubber mask!

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm just envisioning Trump coming over to Biden's makeup/prep room, whatever they get, before the debate to say good luck in private and just let him know it's nothing personal between them. While they're chatting Biden is getting layers upon layers of makeup caked on and Trump is just nervously inching closer and closer to Joe's water bottle with a tiny bottle of visine eye drops. Just enough to fuck him up and counteract the speedball.

[–] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Trump is just nervously inching closer and closer to Joe

And then they kiss

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

my first love, there's only you in my life, the only thing that's right