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Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 4 points 4 months ago

Yooooge. So big that he can carry all of Bret's and Squeegee's beer. (whatever the fuck his name was)