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I have asked this question to countless people (mostly in hair salons) as an alternative to small talk, and it always yields interesting results.

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[โ€“] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Well i am not going to respond to this post until I am in the bank....Ahh crap.

Well Sunday afternoon.... Ummm

I would probably look for a local gold/ prescious metals shop. But i don't know if they have that much on hand.

An alternative would be Costco. I should be able to get there in 15 minutes and then maybe that is enough time for me to explain the situation and give me a bar code scanner and access to that locked room with all of the expenses stuff is. And I will just start scanning like mad.

Along the way to Costco i can call family and friends and they can meet me there to help coordinate.

After that it is just a matter of reselling everything. Or i guess it is Costco i could just return it all. Although that doesn't feel right lol.