this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 155 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't lie to your wife. Just say the truth, if she can't handle it then you picked the wrong person to get married to.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Given the greentext origin, I wonder if his wife was the first woman to give him the time of day and the dynamics of their relationship consist of him fearing that she might leave and he’ll revert to incelhood

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

man has issue with woman therefore he's an incel

Bruh why is this always the go to?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's 4chan, so...