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Site: "I don't feel so good...." (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 65 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

33% of payment on project start, 66% of payment on demonstration of final product, 100% payment on hand over.

Worst case you get 66% of your payment. Make sure 66% is enough to make the project profitable.

Clear contracts are also important. Fuck you, pay me.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yes to all this. Mike Monteiro is a hero of mine

[–] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Loved that video back when I was contracting. I paid a lawyer to draft up a standard contract and that was the best thing I ever did. Great value for the $$s. Saved my butt a couple of times.

[–] netvor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like that plan because it ends up paying ~~200%~~

edit: 199%