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Anon questions the magic box (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, that would have to work better than those giant fans they're building offshore.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, I've always wondered what those were for. Makes sense.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They actually have a dual purpose, the second being killing seagulls.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I heard they kill whales too.