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[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Trying to figure this out.. prosciutto, mozzarella, avocado, and olive? Would be fun to make this in October.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Might just be green and black olives

[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 4 months ago
[–] NotRightMeow@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Prosciutto, mozzarella, big green olive, little black olive?

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 4 months ago

I think it’s cream cheese and ham but otherwise correct.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago

The concept is close to Czech chlebíčky (literally "little breads", usually translated as "sandwiches")

Baguette, some savoury spread/pâté, ham, perhaps salami, egg slice, slices of vegetables (bell pepper, pickle, tomato...)

Very popular party food, especially on New Year's Eve.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fucking millennials can’t imagine a sandwich without avocado. And then you wonder why you can’t afford a house.

/s in case you need it

[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This is why the 4th pig built his house out of Avocado, and is often omitted from boomer propoganda.

[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The outer edges (and the shade) of the green make me think green olives, not avocado.I would think maybe prosciutto, a spreadable white cheese (cream, goat, brie), green olive, black olive.